Post by FragrantMemory on Dec 22, 2007 11:29:22 GMT -5
10 THINGS THAT A GROOM FEARS ON HIS WEDDING DAY:
1. He himself is not physically strong and that he may get sick and cannot say I Do at the altar
2. Bad weather can ruin his wedding day and no one will show up at his wedding reception, which he already pays for many tables.
3. Horrible traffic: he is afraid that delays in traffic jam may cause him to arrive at the wrong hour, potentially creating bad luck for the marriage
4. The bride passed out due to her excitement and stress-or worse, she vomits over her brand new wedding dress.
5. The groom is too drunk from too much drinking with the guests and friends-thus, he passes out on his wedding night.
6. It is the bride’s period-so there is no sex during the first night as a married couple.
7. The flag won’t raise up-usually, his equipment functions very well and dependable-but he cannot get it up on his wedding night
8. Suspicion about her status quo as a virgin or not-every groom wants to be the first pioneer and explorer of this wonderful area to say the least.
9. Guests forget to send or give monetary gifts to the newlywed couple.
10. Bad wedding photos or video: the photographer or video cameraman forgets to tape the whole production so now the couple has to reenact the whole thing over again for recording purpose.
1. He himself is not physically strong and that he may get sick and cannot say I Do at the altar
2. Bad weather can ruin his wedding day and no one will show up at his wedding reception, which he already pays for many tables.
3. Horrible traffic: he is afraid that delays in traffic jam may cause him to arrive at the wrong hour, potentially creating bad luck for the marriage
4. The bride passed out due to her excitement and stress-or worse, she vomits over her brand new wedding dress.
5. The groom is too drunk from too much drinking with the guests and friends-thus, he passes out on his wedding night.
6. It is the bride’s period-so there is no sex during the first night as a married couple.
7. The flag won’t raise up-usually, his equipment functions very well and dependable-but he cannot get it up on his wedding night
8. Suspicion about her status quo as a virgin or not-every groom wants to be the first pioneer and explorer of this wonderful area to say the least.
9. Guests forget to send or give monetary gifts to the newlywed couple.
10. Bad wedding photos or video: the photographer or video cameraman forgets to tape the whole production so now the couple has to reenact the whole thing over again for recording purpose.
