Post by FragrantMemory on Jul 3, 2007 13:25:12 GMT -5
Yell out "line" when reading from the Torah
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Take up a collection plate
Take bets on when the ever lasting light will burn out
Shout out "Praise Jesus" after every prayer
Wear sandles and a robe and call everyone "my son"
Print out sparknotes on the torah and hand them out
Sing the words loud and off-tune
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Give a standing ovation at the end
Ask people if it is easter
Leave cookies and milk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Sell bibles
Ask people if they liked the passion
Tell the young jewish kids that Adam Sandler is not Jewish
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Take up a collection plate
Take bets on when the ever lasting light will burn out
Shout out "Praise Jesus" after every prayer
Wear sandles and a robe and call everyone "my son"
Print out sparknotes on the torah and hand them out
Sing the words loud and off-tune
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Give a standing ovation at the end
Ask people if it is easter
Leave cookies and milk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Sell bibles
Ask people if they liked the passion
Tell the young jewish kids that Adam Sandler is not Jewish