Post by FragrantMemory on Jun 9, 2007 11:38:36 GMT -5
I found this article on another forum.
Subject: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRL
> Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 22:11:51 -0700
>
> 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
>This was written by a guy who has had years of experience.
>*1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their
>house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
>*2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls
>tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they
>WILL find out and you will be mud. *3. Beware of every
>single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would
>kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them
>wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. *4. NEVER miss an
>opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. *5. DON'T
>refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at
>you, it's because they're jealous. *6. If they slap you
>hard, you deserved it. *7. Don't be afraid to touch them
>if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first
>place, it's because they like being in your arms. *8. If
>you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you
>did. *8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your
>friends that you did. *9. You can be dirty minded in
>private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
>*10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat
>like whales. *11. Most of them don't mind paying half of
>everything, but they do discuss these things with their
>friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half
>all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends
>will know you're a pussy.. *11.5 Do you honestly need all
>your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! *12.
>Every girl should eventually get three things from her
>boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a
>really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
> *13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can.
>If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you
>aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
> *14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat
>the sh*t out of him. *15. If you're talking to a female
>friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer. *16. NEVER,
>ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if
>she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or
>something, never make any gestures back. *17. Go to a
>chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you
>enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. *18.
>You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets,
>parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their
>friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be
>nice to their animals. *19. Don't flirt with their
>moms...that's just freaky. *20. Don't be freaked out by
>PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like
>sh*t, so be understanding. *21. If you don't like the way
>they drive, you do it. *22. If you're officially dating,
>and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better
>damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. *23. Don't
>stress where you go for every date. They really only want to
>be with you. *24. If they complain that something hurts,
>rub it for them without being asked. *25. Girls are
>fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very
>gentle. *26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget
>her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. *27.
>Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. *28. Don't
>give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or
>Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has
>to be meaningful. *29. If you think the relationship isn't
>going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her
>more if you draw it out. *30. After you've been dating for
>a while, realize that they really have started to trust you.
>When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a
>lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you
>would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for
>that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. (If
>you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these
>things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you
>read this and you are a guy, then these are like the mother
>f**kin best tips you could ever get!)
>
>
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Subject: 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRL
> Date: Wed, 09 Nov 2005 22:11:51 -0700
>
> 30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
>This was written by a guy who has had years of experience.
>*1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their
>house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.
>*2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls
>tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they
>WILL find out and you will be mud. *3. Beware of every
>single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would
>kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them
>wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. *4. NEVER miss an
>opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. *5. DON'T
>refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at
>you, it's because they're jealous. *6. If they slap you
>hard, you deserved it. *7. Don't be afraid to touch them
>if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first
>place, it's because they like being in your arms. *8. If
>you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you
>did. *8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your
>friends that you did. *9. You can be dirty minded in
>private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
>*10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat
>like whales. *11. Most of them don't mind paying half of
>everything, but they do discuss these things with their
>friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half
>all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends
>will know you're a pussy.. *11.5 Do you honestly need all
>your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! *12.
>Every girl should eventually get three things from her
>boyfriend- a stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a
>really PRETTY RING. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
> *13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can.
>If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you
>aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
> *14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat
>the sh*t out of him. *15. If you're talking to a female
>friend of yours, PULL YOUR girlfriend closer. *16. NEVER,
>ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if
>she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or
>something, never make any gestures back. *17. Go to a
>chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you
>enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went. *18.
>You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets,
>parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their
>friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be
>nice to their animals. *19. Don't flirt with their
>moms...that's just freaky. *20. Don't be freaked out by
>PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like
>sh*t, so be understanding. *21. If you don't like the way
>they drive, you do it. *22. If you're officially dating,
>and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better
>damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. *23. Don't
>stress where you go for every date. They really only want to
>be with you. *24. If they complain that something hurts,
>rub it for them without being asked. *25. Girls are
>fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very
>gentle. *26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget
>her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. *27.
>Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good. *28. Don't
>give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or
>Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has
>to be meaningful. *29. If you think the relationship isn't
>going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her
>more if you draw it out. *30. After you've been dating for
>a while, realize that they really have started to trust you.
>When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a
>lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you
>would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for
>that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond. (If
>you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these
>things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you
>read this and you are a guy, then these are like the mother
>f**kin best tips you could ever get!)
>
>
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