Post by FragrantMemory on Jan 14, 2007 22:33:49 GMT -5
Fun things to do in an Elevator
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Meow occasionally.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Things to do if you get bored in class
WARNING: Do not do all of them in one class
Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
Fake a seizure.
Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
Take your pants off and give them to your teacher.
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Change seats every three minutes.
Shave.
Run across the room, tag someone and say, "You're it."
Announce to the class that you are God, and that you're angry.
Experiment with your sexuality.
Start a wave.
Walk around the room begging for spare change.
Roast marshmallows.
Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
Take apart your desk.
Tear pages out of your notebook.
Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
Play rock-scissors-paper with your self. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
Scratch yourself a lot.
Pray to the devil, out loud.
Walk up the aisles yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!"
Draw on your stomach.
Run to the window, then say, "Sorry. I thought I saw the Bat-signal.
Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, NOW I get it."
Bite people.
Learn voodoo.
Lick yourself clean.
Lick someone else clean
Learn to tie your shoes with one hand.
Try to steal your teacher's wallet.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
Meow occasionally.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Things to do if you get bored in class
WARNING: Do not do all of them in one class
Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
Fake a seizure.
Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
Take your pants off and give them to your teacher.
Chew on your arm until someone notices.
Change seats every three minutes.
Shave.
Run across the room, tag someone and say, "You're it."
Announce to the class that you are God, and that you're angry.
Experiment with your sexuality.
Start a wave.
Walk around the room begging for spare change.
Roast marshmallows.
Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
Take apart your desk.
Tear pages out of your notebook.
Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
Play rock-scissors-paper with your self. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
Scratch yourself a lot.
Pray to the devil, out loud.
Walk up the aisles yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!"
Draw on your stomach.
Run to the window, then say, "Sorry. I thought I saw the Bat-signal.
Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, NOW I get it."
Bite people.
Learn voodoo.
Lick yourself clean.
Lick someone else clean
Learn to tie your shoes with one hand.
Try to steal your teacher's wallet.