FragrantMemory
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Post by FragrantMemory on Dec 29, 2006 15:14:27 GMT -5
1. Pretend you an old lady and go on and on about your problems until the eventually hang up
2. if they ask you for your birthday say its like 42nd or some day that can't be possible. This really makes them mad!
3. If they call for siding or windows, say that you like in a little thing called a shack and its made out of some first class grade A grass
4. If they ask if you have any friends that would like this plan say that you do, his name is bananas and hes a baby chimpanzee (actually I did a little different version of this one, and the telemarketer called me a hoagie)
5. Talkreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyfastnotlettingthemgetawordinbetween
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