Post by Blissful_Eternity on Dec 27, 2006 12:01:41 GMT -5
Funny answers to " Why did the chicken cross the road?"
George Bush's Answer:
We dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if he crossed on our side or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gores Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way, designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Dr. Suess's Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road! But why it crossed, i have not been told!
Martin Luther King Jr.'s answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's answer:
In my day, we did not ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' answer:
Isnt that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the hear warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
Suddam Hussein's answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebelion and we were quite justified of dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
The Pope:
That is only for god to know.
George Bush's Answer:
We dont really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if he crossed on our side or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
Al Gores Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way, designed to bring greater services to the American people.
Dr. Suess's Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road! But why it crossed, i have not been told!
Martin Luther King Jr.'s answer:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa's answer:
In my day, we did not ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Barbara Walters' answer:
Isnt that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the hear warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
Suddam Hussein's answer:
This was an unprovoked act of rebelion and we were quite justified of dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
The Pope:
That is only for god to know.