Post by FragrantMemory on Aug 4, 2006 12:10:00 GMT -5
Hi, I'm not home right now....well, actually I am home NOW, because I'm recording this message. But to you it's not now, it's later. So I'm not home later, which is now to you. So leave a message and I'll call back when it's later to both of us.
After the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of
modern man's existential dillemma... and, we'll get back to you.
Hi! were not home right now so if you would like to rob
us, right now would be a good time!
Hello? (Pause for a while) Hey, Haven't talked to you in a while (pause for person to respond) Oh really?
(person calling continues to talk) That's so cool but it's too bad because... I'm not home
right now...please leave a message after the beep!
Hi, all of our alarm clocks are currently broken, so we're using our answering machine instead.
At the beep, please yell "Wake Up!" as loud as you can. Then leave your message. Thank you!
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly.
So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken.
If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi. Now you say something.
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
Please Leave a Beep after the message.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us
After the beep please leave your name, number and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of
modern man's existential dillemma... and, we'll get back to you.
Hi! were not home right now so if you would like to rob
us, right now would be a good time!
Hello? (Pause for a while) Hey, Haven't talked to you in a while (pause for person to respond) Oh really?
(person calling continues to talk) That's so cool but it's too bad because... I'm not home
right now...please leave a message after the beep!
Hi, all of our alarm clocks are currently broken, so we're using our answering machine instead.
At the beep, please yell "Wake Up!" as loud as you can. Then leave your message. Thank you!
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly.
So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages.
My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken.
If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
Hi. Now you say something.
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
Please Leave a Beep after the message.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us