Post by Nasadude on Mar 23, 2007 18:09:12 GMT -5
Rules of a crush, by NASAdude:
1) Think about him every free moment you get. Actually, think about him even when you're supposed to be doing other things.
2) Dream about him. You know you want to.
3) Write your name and append his surname. Try a variety of fonts. If you write it *just so*, it will come true.
4) Really OBSESS on your crush. It's the most important rule.
By making it a "silent crush" where you don't even hint to the subject about the crush, you may want to avoid these rules:
5) You have to tell at least one friend the name of the person you have a crush on, and expect that friend to keep the secret.
6) Have lunch with the person and talk about absolutely nothing important. Try to read his mind and find out if he likes you.
7) Arrange to show up at his home so you can borrow/lend a book (and find out how much of a slob he really is)
8) Conspire to have your friends stalk the guy and report back everything they learn. It's not a true crush unless you compell your friends (via guilt or blackmail) to do things they'd rather not.
And the "silent crush" stipulation completely eliminates the possibility of these rules:
9) Send the person anonymous messages saying you think he's the cutest guy... to frustrate him to the point of insanity
10) Send him flowers anonymously (yeah, guys can enjoy flowers, too!)
11) Slip a love letter into his backpack on campus (It brings out the inner stalker in you.)
In any case, don't forget rule #4. It's the most important, and it applies to all types of crushes... even the silent ones.
If you haven't figured it out, these are all tongue-in-cheek. If you really like a guy, just tell him. Life is far too short for these types of games.
I thought of some more rules :
1. Write love letters and poetry to him and then stash them away (Maybe some day when the time is right. . .).
2. Fantasize about how life would be if you were a couple. Visualize and be as detailed as possible. Where would you go on your first date? What would you talk about? What would the marriage be like?
A REAL crush involves a healthy dose of stalking.
1. Gaze upon your love from a distance and allow your heart to flutter (You may have to do some homework to figure out where he is during the day).
4. Quit your job, disown your friends, and blow off your studies so that you can devote all your time to [stalking] your crush. Do not allow well meaning advice from friends and family hinder you for everyone knows true love transcends morals, rational thought, responsibility, and restraining orders.
1) Think about him every free moment you get. Actually, think about him even when you're supposed to be doing other things.
2) Dream about him. You know you want to.
3) Write your name and append his surname. Try a variety of fonts. If you write it *just so*, it will come true.
4) Really OBSESS on your crush. It's the most important rule.
By making it a "silent crush" where you don't even hint to the subject about the crush, you may want to avoid these rules:
5) You have to tell at least one friend the name of the person you have a crush on, and expect that friend to keep the secret.
6) Have lunch with the person and talk about absolutely nothing important. Try to read his mind and find out if he likes you.
7) Arrange to show up at his home so you can borrow/lend a book (and find out how much of a slob he really is)
8) Conspire to have your friends stalk the guy and report back everything they learn. It's not a true crush unless you compell your friends (via guilt or blackmail) to do things they'd rather not.
And the "silent crush" stipulation completely eliminates the possibility of these rules:
9) Send the person anonymous messages saying you think he's the cutest guy... to frustrate him to the point of insanity
10) Send him flowers anonymously (yeah, guys can enjoy flowers, too!)
11) Slip a love letter into his backpack on campus (It brings out the inner stalker in you.)
In any case, don't forget rule #4. It's the most important, and it applies to all types of crushes... even the silent ones.
If you haven't figured it out, these are all tongue-in-cheek. If you really like a guy, just tell him. Life is far too short for these types of games.
I thought of some more rules :
1. Write love letters and poetry to him and then stash them away (Maybe some day when the time is right. . .).
2. Fantasize about how life would be if you were a couple. Visualize and be as detailed as possible. Where would you go on your first date? What would you talk about? What would the marriage be like?
A REAL crush involves a healthy dose of stalking.
1. Gaze upon your love from a distance and allow your heart to flutter (You may have to do some homework to figure out where he is during the day).
4. Quit your job, disown your friends, and blow off your studies so that you can devote all your time to [stalking] your crush. Do not allow well meaning advice from friends and family hinder you for everyone knows true love transcends morals, rational thought, responsibility, and restraining orders.
