Post by marciafaitak on Nov 25, 2006 10:15:44 GMT -5
You should be on a cambell's commercial, cuz you are mm'mm good!
I'm doing an assignment for class, I have to find the best kisser in school, can I test you out?
I'm here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Just like Lucky Charms... I'm magically delicious!
Pardon me? Are you in heat?
I don't have a library card...but can I check you out?
I'm so sweet that once you get a taste, you'll have to be checked for cavaties.
Damn! You're so sexy you made me forget my pick-up line.
Wanna kiss? I'm giving them away for free.
Are you a ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you.
You're so sweet there's a wanted poster of you up at the candy store.
So what if my ass is like woah?
Man: You look like my third wife! Woman: How many times have you been married? Man: Twice.
I'm feeling a little off today, anyone want to turn me on?
Tell your man I said "Thanks!"
I'm like Pizza Hut, everyone gathers around the good stuff.
If you touch me I might burn you because of how hot I am.
Do you need some ice? Because you sure look hot to me.
Oops! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Do you want to come see the glow-in-the-dark poster above my bed?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.
We're trying to save water, so you can shower with me.
You're so hot that when I look at you, I get a tan.
Sex is evil, evils a sin, sins are forgiven, so let's begin.
Can I get directions to your heart? I'm kind of lost in your eyes.
I like to study..........you!
Boys suck! But don't worry, we can hide them hickeys.
I'm in love, I don't care, (Name) is mine and I don't share!
You Go Girlfriend! *But your boyfriend can stay*
Stop, Drop & Roll baby, cuz you're on fire!
Nice pants....Can I test the zipper?
I'm doing an assignment for class, I have to find the best kisser in school, can I test you out?
I'm here. Now what are your other two wishes?
Just like Lucky Charms... I'm magically delicious!
Pardon me? Are you in heat?
I don't have a library card...but can I check you out?
I'm so sweet that once you get a taste, you'll have to be checked for cavaties.
Damn! You're so sexy you made me forget my pick-up line.
Wanna kiss? I'm giving them away for free.
Are you a ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you.
You're so sweet there's a wanted poster of you up at the candy store.
So what if my ass is like woah?
Man: You look like my third wife! Woman: How many times have you been married? Man: Twice.
I'm feeling a little off today, anyone want to turn me on?
Tell your man I said "Thanks!"
I'm like Pizza Hut, everyone gathers around the good stuff.
If you touch me I might burn you because of how hot I am.
Do you need some ice? Because you sure look hot to me.
Oops! I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Do you want to come see the glow-in-the-dark poster above my bed?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways.
We're trying to save water, so you can shower with me.
You're so hot that when I look at you, I get a tan.
Sex is evil, evils a sin, sins are forgiven, so let's begin.
Can I get directions to your heart? I'm kind of lost in your eyes.
I like to study..........you!
Boys suck! But don't worry, we can hide them hickeys.
I'm in love, I don't care, (Name) is mine and I don't share!
You Go Girlfriend! *But your boyfriend can stay*
Stop, Drop & Roll baby, cuz you're on fire!
Nice pants....Can I test the zipper?
