Post by Snow Goddess on Aug 2, 2006 18:58:41 GMT -5
Subject: NEW COMPUTER PROGRAM......
Love is the more excellent way....
If you are a "computer" person. you can REALLY
appreciate this.
INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the
process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready
to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I
think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it okay to install Love
while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually
erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.
It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no
longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own
called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu
and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as
necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only
the base program. You need to begin connecting to
other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It
says, "Error - Program not run on external components
." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself
before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self Acceptance; then click
on the following files: Forgive Self; Realize Your
Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with
new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace
and Contentment are copying themselves all over My
Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the
proper time. So Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be
sure to give it and its various modules to everyone
you meet. They will in turn share it with others and
return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
Love is the more excellent way....
If you are a "computer" person. you can REALLY
appreciate this.
INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've
decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the
process?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready
to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I
think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it okay to install Love
while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually
erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.
It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no
longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually
override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own
called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
you tell me how?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu
and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as
necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased
Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only
the base program. You need to begin connecting to
other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It
says, "Error - Program not run on external components
." What should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has
not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical
terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself
before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self Acceptance; then click
on the following files: Forgive Self; Realize Your
Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Okay, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting
files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,
you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it
is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with
new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace
and Contentment are copying themselves all over My
Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the
proper time. So Love is installed and running. One
more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be
sure to give it and its various modules to everyone
you meet. They will in turn share it with others and
return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
