Post by Snow Goddess on Aug 2, 2006 18:56:45 GMT -5
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *
C++ Programmer:
^^^^^^^^^^
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her
that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA
^^^
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Salil KOLHATKAR
^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler
^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
Say you don't give a damn.
ERP functional expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS.....
Pessimist:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.
Patient:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,
repeat *
C++ Programmer:
^^^^^^^^^^
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates :
^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her
that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians :
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
don't set her free.
HR specialist
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA
^^^
If you love someone
set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist
^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Salil KOLHATKAR
^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler
^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why
Say you don't give a damn.
ERP functional expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she does'nt, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets
