Funny Quotes from Shows

[FragrantMemory]

I watch mainly sitcoms.

Scratch that.
I watch mainly That 70s Show when it comes to TV. Otherwise my free time is occupied by Korean variety shows right before I go to bed. (omg. Leeteuk and Boom beatboxing -- must watch, dudes and ladies)

Random snippets... I wrote these down in my notebook one fine day..

Eric : "Nothing was going on" ? Uh, SPACE COMMANDERS WERE RUINED!
Red : Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat!

Donna : You weren't even listening.
Kelso : How do you know?
Donna : Because you were staring at the ceiling with your tongue hanging out.

Kelso : You know, I once had this friend who popped a pimple, and the pus went in his brain, and he died.
Donna : Who is he?
Kelso : You wouldn't know him.
Donna : Because he doesn't exist?
Kelso : Because he's DEAD!

[Xyrad]

I'll pull from House M.D.

Foreman: "Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?"
House: "No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable."

Cameron: "You hired me to get into my pants?!"
House: "I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby."

House: "Okay, you two grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors."