Post by Blissful_Eternity on Dec 25, 2007 23:02:46 GMT -5
杨过交作业
一天，三年甲班的杨过忘了交作业，
导师郭靖问他：「为什么没交作业？」
杨过答曰：「作业为什么要交？ 交了不一定会是自己写的；
写了又不一定会；（不小心破了珍珑的虚竹不好意思地看了逍遥子一眼）
会了又不一定会考；（苦心准备当盟主的左冷禅背后响起闷雷）
考了又不一定会过；（白眉鹰王身边秋风吹过阵阵凄凉的落叶）
过了又不一定能毕业；（被古墓派退学的李莫愁脸色一变）
毕业又不一定会找得到工作；（乐天的令狐冲正在酒醉中，没听见）
找得到工作又不一定保得住工作；（萧峰夺门而出）
保得住工作又不一定能找得到老婆；（不戒大师一把站了起来）
找得到老婆又不一定会生孩子； （东方不败和杨莲亭默默不语）
生了孩子又不一定会是自己的；（段正淳的脸开始抽筋）
是自己的又不一定会养得活； （叶二娘、归二娘都忍不住哭了起来）
养的活又不一定会长得大；（天山童姥开始做生死符，准备修理人）
长得大又不一定会孝顺； （石清和闵柔同时心中一痛）
会孝顺又不一定会用功念书； （韦小宝冷冷地看着杨过）
会用功念书又不一定会考的上；（郭靖脸上一红）
考的上又不一定会交作业；
所以．．．啊～干嘛要交作业？ 」
只见现场沉默三秒之后，众人联手围殴杨过．．．
TRANSLATION :
One day, Yang Guo from class 3A forgot to turn in his homework.
Teacher Guo Jing asked him, "Why didn't you turn in your homework?"
Yang Guo answered, "Why does homework need to be turned in? Just because you turned it in doesn't mean you wrote it yourself.
"Even if you wrote it, doesn't mean you really understand it.
(Xu Zhu, who accidentaly solved the chess match, shamefully glanced at Xiaoyao Zi).
"Even if you understand it doesn't mean you'll be able to do it on the test.
(Zuo Lengchan, who worked hard to prepare for being Leader of the 5 Swords Union, sulked).
"Even if you do it on the test doesn't mean you'll be able to pass the test.
(A chilly wind blew the autumn leaves past White Browed Eagle King)
"Even if you pass the test doesn't mean you'll be able to graduate
(Li Mochou, who was kicked out of the Ancient Tomb Sect, sudden frowned)
"Even if you graduate doesn't mean you'll be able to find a job.
(Linghu Chong, who was drunk at the moment, didn't hear it)
"Even if you find a job doesn't mean you'll be able to keep it.
(Xiao Feng suddenly left the room)
"Even if you keep your job doesn't mean you'll be able to find a wife.
(Monk Bu Jie stood up hastily)
"Even if you find a wife doesn't mean you'll be able to have a kid
(Dongfang Bubai and Yang Lianting stayed silent)
"Just because you have a kid doesn't mean he's yours.
(Duan Zhengchun's face began to twitch)
"Even if he's yours doesn't mean you'll be able to keep him alive
(Ye 2 Niang and Gui 2 Niang both began to sob)
"Even if you keep her alive doesn't mean she'll grow up
(Tianshan Tonglao begins to make Shengsi Fu, ready to torture someone)
"Even if he grows up doesn't mean he'll be filial
(Shi Qing & Min Rou both felt sore in the heart)
"Even if he's filial doesn't mean he'll study hard
(Wei Xiaobao looks coldly at Yang Guo)
"Even if he studies hard doesn't mean he'll get into the school.
(Guo Jing blushed)
"Even if he gets in doesn't mean he'll turn in the homework.
"Therefore...ah, why should we turn in homework?"
Three seconds after Yang Guo finished, everyone teamed together to surrounded him...
*****CREDITS TO WUXIAWORLD********
一天，三年甲班的杨过忘了交作业，
导师郭靖问他：「为什么没交作业？」
杨过答曰：「作业为什么要交？ 交了不一定会是自己写的；
写了又不一定会；（不小心破了珍珑的虚竹不好意思地看了逍遥子一眼）
会了又不一定会考；（苦心准备当盟主的左冷禅背后响起闷雷）
考了又不一定会过；（白眉鹰王身边秋风吹过阵阵凄凉的落叶）
过了又不一定能毕业；（被古墓派退学的李莫愁脸色一变）
毕业又不一定会找得到工作；（乐天的令狐冲正在酒醉中，没听见）
找得到工作又不一定保得住工作；（萧峰夺门而出）
保得住工作又不一定能找得到老婆；（不戒大师一把站了起来）
找得到老婆又不一定会生孩子； （东方不败和杨莲亭默默不语）
生了孩子又不一定会是自己的；（段正淳的脸开始抽筋）
是自己的又不一定会养得活； （叶二娘、归二娘都忍不住哭了起来）
养的活又不一定会长得大；（天山童姥开始做生死符，准备修理人）
长得大又不一定会孝顺； （石清和闵柔同时心中一痛）
会孝顺又不一定会用功念书； （韦小宝冷冷地看着杨过）
会用功念书又不一定会考的上；（郭靖脸上一红）
考的上又不一定会交作业；
所以．．．啊～干嘛要交作业？ 」
只见现场沉默三秒之后，众人联手围殴杨过．．．
TRANSLATION :
One day, Yang Guo from class 3A forgot to turn in his homework.
Teacher Guo Jing asked him, "Why didn't you turn in your homework?"
Yang Guo answered, "Why does homework need to be turned in? Just because you turned it in doesn't mean you wrote it yourself.
"Even if you wrote it, doesn't mean you really understand it.
(Xu Zhu, who accidentaly solved the chess match, shamefully glanced at Xiaoyao Zi).
"Even if you understand it doesn't mean you'll be able to do it on the test.
(Zuo Lengchan, who worked hard to prepare for being Leader of the 5 Swords Union, sulked).
"Even if you do it on the test doesn't mean you'll be able to pass the test.
(A chilly wind blew the autumn leaves past White Browed Eagle King)
"Even if you pass the test doesn't mean you'll be able to graduate
(Li Mochou, who was kicked out of the Ancient Tomb Sect, sudden frowned)
"Even if you graduate doesn't mean you'll be able to find a job.
(Linghu Chong, who was drunk at the moment, didn't hear it)
"Even if you find a job doesn't mean you'll be able to keep it.
(Xiao Feng suddenly left the room)
"Even if you keep your job doesn't mean you'll be able to find a wife.
(Monk Bu Jie stood up hastily)
"Even if you find a wife doesn't mean you'll be able to have a kid
(Dongfang Bubai and Yang Lianting stayed silent)
"Just because you have a kid doesn't mean he's yours.
(Duan Zhengchun's face began to twitch)
"Even if he's yours doesn't mean you'll be able to keep him alive
(Ye 2 Niang and Gui 2 Niang both began to sob)
"Even if you keep her alive doesn't mean she'll grow up
(Tianshan Tonglao begins to make Shengsi Fu, ready to torture someone)
"Even if he grows up doesn't mean he'll be filial
(Shi Qing & Min Rou both felt sore in the heart)
"Even if he's filial doesn't mean he'll study hard
(Wei Xiaobao looks coldly at Yang Guo)
"Even if he studies hard doesn't mean he'll get into the school.
(Guo Jing blushed)
"Even if he gets in doesn't mean he'll turn in the homework.
"Therefore...ah, why should we turn in homework?"
Three seconds after Yang Guo finished, everyone teamed together to surrounded him...
*****CREDITS TO WUXIAWORLD********