Post by FragrantMemory on Jun 15, 2008 21:21:40 GMT -5
Some Bumper Stickers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like the IRS..
* No radio - Already stolen.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken.
* Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
* Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
* All men are idiots, and I married their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
* Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
* When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like the IRS..
* No radio - Already stolen.
* Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
* I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
* IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
* According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
* Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.