Post by FragrantMemory on Jun 15, 2008 21:21:01 GMT -5
A Few Ways to Piss People Off:
1. Specify your drive thru order as "to go".
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
4. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears, and grimacing.
5. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
6. Decilne to be seated at a restaraunt, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
7. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones, and re-route whole streets.
8. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at cars, and see if they slow down.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doen't rhyme.
11. Ask people what gender they are.
12. Ask your co-works mysterious question and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
1. Specify your drive thru order as "to go".
2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
4. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears, and grimacing.
5. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
6. Decilne to be seated at a restaraunt, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
7. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones, and re-route whole streets.
8. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at cars, and see if they slow down.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doen't rhyme.
11. Ask people what gender they are.
12. Ask your co-works mysterious question and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."