Post by FragrantMemory on Jun 15, 2008 21:17:46 GMT -5
Things that People Wrote on Their Insurance Forms After Being in an Accident
-The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
-I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
-A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.
-A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
-The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
-I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
-In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
-I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
-I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
-The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
-I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
-A truck backed through my windshield and into my wife's face.
-A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
-The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
-I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
-In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
-I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
-I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.