Post by FragrantMemory on Jun 15, 2008 21:16:51 GMT -5
-If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
-Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull--- before.
-A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn
-If you are given an open book test, you will forget your book. (Yes people, this one does have truth in it.)
-Vital papers will demostrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
-Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
-A mediocre person is always at his best.
-I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac
-Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull--- before.
-A truly wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn
-If you are given an open book test, you will forget your book. (Yes people, this one does have truth in it.)
-Vital papers will demostrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
-Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
-A mediocre person is always at his best.
-I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac