FragrantMemory
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Post by FragrantMemory on Sept 9, 2006 19:51:43 GMT -5
1? 1. I board a taxi, the driver ask me: "Where you two wanna go?" 2? ? hei ! ?? 2. One man walk away from accident scene, a person stopped him and said: "Hey! Your one hand still in the car!" 3? ? 3. Driving car and speeding, one old granny at the window looking at me! 4? ?? 4. Ride bike go fetch girlfriend, midnight very cold, she hug me with gentle hands. Suddenly touch my face and ask: "Cold?" Wanted to reply but realised her hands still at my waist! Argh! 5? ??~ ?1???10?~~ ?? 5. Yesterday night online, a friend suddenly knocked my windows ask me go out play! When going to open window say don't want, then realise I moved house already, from first floor to tenth floor~~ Who is that argh? 6? ? 6. At midnight, I am awakened by nightmares, see brother sitting on the bedside, asked me: "What's the matter?" I said: "I dreamt of a group of ghosts carry their heads chasing me!" "Is it like this?" said brother as he took his head off. 7? ?15-30???30? ?F? ???14? ...... 7. Office lift only stops at 15-30 floors, Xiao F works at 30th. One night OT till very late, he alone took lift but the lift stops at every floor although there is no one. Finally, lift stops at 14th floor. A girl in white says: "So crowded ar, but I still want to squeeze in!"
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Post by Cool Shanghai Guy on Oct 5, 2006 21:01:23 GMT -5
where is this from
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Post by snowflower on Jul 19, 2008 12:51:43 GMT -5
translated from chinese? those are frightening!
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