Post by FragrantMemory on Dec 29, 2006 15:13:25 GMT -5
Funny Things To Do To Salespeople....
1.Insist you only trade in furs
2.Hint that you are on the verge of suicide
3.Speak only in Pig Latin
4.Ask what the peeple are wearing
5.Suddenly burst into showtunes
6.Say "OK i'll pay the ransom by three, just STOP CALLING!" Hang up before they respond.
7.Answer the call with "Bat Cave"
8.Pretend that you run Petunia's Pig Farm. Insist that they have ordered 100 pigs for pickup.
9.Act as if you are in the bathroom
10.Slowly move the reciever away and then scream loudly, "You never listen to me!!" Start crying
11.Scream "THE VOICES!!" and hang up
12.In a very manly tone, say "mommy's not home rite now, can me and teddy take a message?"
13.Ask them to hold on and scream "GET FLUFFY AWAY FROM THE TOASTER!!"
14.End the conversation with "This conversation never happened."
15.Act as if they re your best friend, inquire about the wife and kids.
16.Play Barry Manilow in the background and yell "ROCK ON!!!!"
17.Talk in a lisp and say "Hold on sweetcakes, I'll be rite back."
18.Make songs with the button tones.
19.Repeat everything they say
20.Talk in third person.
21.Keep asking where they are from, when they ask why say "Oh you'll find out soon enuff..." then cackle myrderously.
22.Ask how many Yen that will cost.
23.If they are male act as if they are female, vise~versa.
24.Make weird noises for no reason then demand why the did that.
25.Pretend it is a war and that CHARLIES ALL OVER ME!!!!make bomb noises if nessasary
26.Do bird calls and insist that you are listening.
27.Ask if they wunt a Valium.
28.Laugh histarically every time they say and.
29.Pretend you are trying to get them to join your cult.
1.Insist you only trade in furs
2.Hint that you are on the verge of suicide
3.Speak only in Pig Latin
4.Ask what the peeple are wearing
5.Suddenly burst into showtunes
6.Say "OK i'll pay the ransom by three, just STOP CALLING!" Hang up before they respond.
7.Answer the call with "Bat Cave"
8.Pretend that you run Petunia's Pig Farm. Insist that they have ordered 100 pigs for pickup.
9.Act as if you are in the bathroom
10.Slowly move the reciever away and then scream loudly, "You never listen to me!!" Start crying
11.Scream "THE VOICES!!" and hang up
12.In a very manly tone, say "mommy's not home rite now, can me and teddy take a message?"
13.Ask them to hold on and scream "GET FLUFFY AWAY FROM THE TOASTER!!"
14.End the conversation with "This conversation never happened."
15.Act as if they re your best friend, inquire about the wife and kids.
16.Play Barry Manilow in the background and yell "ROCK ON!!!!"
17.Talk in a lisp and say "Hold on sweetcakes, I'll be rite back."
18.Make songs with the button tones.
19.Repeat everything they say
20.Talk in third person.
21.Keep asking where they are from, when they ask why say "Oh you'll find out soon enuff..." then cackle myrderously.
22.Ask how many Yen that will cost.
23.If they are male act as if they are female, vise~versa.
24.Make weird noises for no reason then demand why the did that.
25.Pretend it is a war and that CHARLIES ALL OVER ME!!!!make bomb noises if nessasary
26.Do bird calls and insist that you are listening.
27.Ask if they wunt a Valium.
28.Laugh histarically every time they say and.
29.Pretend you are trying to get them to join your cult.