Post by FragrantMemory on Jun 15, 2008 21:18:48 GMT -5
A Few Things To Think About
-If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
-Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
-If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
-If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
-When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
-If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
-Why is the word abbreviation so long?
-If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
-Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
-What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
-Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
-Is it possible to be totally partial?
-What's another word for thesaurus?
-When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
-If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
-Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
-Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
-When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
-Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
-Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
-If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
-What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-Is the first cotton ball in a bag of cotton balls for freshness?
-If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
-Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
-If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
-If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
-When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
-If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
-Why is the word abbreviation so long?
-If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
-Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
-What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
-Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
-Is it possible to be totally partial?
-What's another word for thesaurus?
-When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
-If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
-Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
-Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
-Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
-When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
-Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
-Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
-If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
-What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-Is the first cotton ball in a bag of cotton balls for freshness?